This was cute. Sent via email to me by someone that I do not even know but he was kind and care enough to send me jokes and interesting email every 2 days. Today, he wanted to share with me this joke about how Malaysian is far more better in constructing sentences in English.

This is how its goes.

From the email he sent to me :-

This is hilarious…even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean……..

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with…

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down. I don’t understand, I so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1

Now you know how flexible we are as a Malaysian or Singaporean