Divorce-hit Terengganu wants to spice up sex life of newly-weds

Posted on November 2, 2009
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Body odour, humdrum sex and boring pyjamas have been blamed for the high divorce rate in Terengganu and the state government is coming up with innovative ways to improve sexual relations, especially among newly-weds.

This is so funny!

“Woi your Ketiak (armpit) is phucking smelly! I want to divorce you!” that is what I had in my mind when I read that statement inside Thestar online a moment ago. —> body odour

“hey, why every time also same hole / prick one? try other hole / prick can or not? —> humdrum sex

” la, kenapa you tak pakai seksi seksi macam yang ayam hari tu i panggil? kalou engkau tak pakai macam tu, I nak cerai dengan you!” —-> boring pyjamas (talking about the state ruling of no sexy clothing!)

I don’t know about others but I found the above statement from the news are really funny and unacceptable! For me, it is just their phucking reason to divorce and get another girl again. Well, they are famous for it (you know who).

The government encourage the husbands and wives to bathe together. State Religious and Information Committee deputy chairman Muhammad Ramli Nuh believes that these moves can curb the divorce rates among young couples.

I don’t see the point..bath together can curb the divorce rates? I don’t see the point at all.

Top on its list is to invite cosmetic firms to introduce exotic and sensuous fragrances that can arouse sexual desire.

This one as well..without these exotic and sensuous fragrances, those “ehhem” fill in the gender & race already so horny and this will only increase the rate of rape cases!!

Well my two cents, lazy to be so long winded. Should keep my mouth shut or else, my site get lots of problem if they come and read about this.